Welcome to the theatrical mind of Shelli. To begin todays adventure, you must take a moment and dive into your deep imagination. Imagine yourself in a silver outfit, green skin tone, antennas, a green afro, and webbed feet. Now...can you see yourself? (aren't you cute?)...Ok, now begin reading this "alien" monologue in an "alien" type of voice. Enjoy!:
"Organization? What is that earthling? I do not know these strange words or things you speak of. I am from the far galaxy of "SLACK" my name is "slacker" and am unfamiliar with storage compartments, dusting, shelves, hangers, closet space, and organizing. I like to sing the song Nothing ever happens on Slack all the time. I do not take the time to cook, nor clean, nor do laundry until all other means of clothing are soiled. My full time house partner is named "slackee" and is also unfamiliar with such things...but being such a great fan of your "earth-ways", he at least attempts to fit in to your strange world by occasionaly organizing his side of the sleeping chambers.
We have a dog named "slackyanna". She is very cute and has green fur. Yesterday, our sweet dog decided to go out on a mission into our home dwelling by escaping from her "alien dog kennel". She was mesmerized by the vass amount of findings. Not only did she rip things apart in our living area, she left us two piles of wonderful smelly specimans on the floor. Oh Joy and Rapture.
Well...we are trying so hard to fit into your earthly world of "organization" and "cleanliness", but are having such a hard time. Hopefully our new home dwelling in which we transfer this weekend, will be much more "organized" and "clean".
Well, I hope you enjoyed todays adventure. Remember...cleanliness is next to Godliness. Wait...hold on...I'm sorry. I meant to say: Shelli, remember...clean your house or you will be forever embarrassed when people come over, and you'll be known as the people who don't clean their house.