FOR SALE: HOME OR INVESTMENT PROPERTY

My husband Justin and I are selling our Fayetteville townhouse. We’ll probably put a sign in the front lawn around the end of summer, but we wanted to get the word out to our friends and contacts first. If you know of anyone, or are yourself, interested in purchasing a possible investment property about two blocks from the U. of A …this is a great deal.

Here are the specifics:

Two blocks from the University of Arkansas

Asking: $90,000

Approx 900 sq. feet, two story townhome

Part of the “Oakland Townhomes”

New ceramic tile floors

New kitchen countertops

New paint

*Partially furnished living room with furniture less than 3 years old to sell with home

Includes all major appliances (washer/dryer, stove/oven, dishwasher, microwave)

Built 1985

2 total bedrooms

1 total bath (with sky light)

Large kitchen with dining room

Laundry closet

Central heat and air (all electric)

Slab foundation

Reserved parking for two

Privacy fenced in spacious back porch with gate.

Property Owners Association maintained landscaping

POA dues $273 per quarter

Short walking distance to numerous “Razorback transit” stops

We will be available for showings starting July 7th. Please contact us if you would like to see it. We ask that only those serious about purchasing inquire.

Thanks! - Shelli and Justin Jones

* Furniture included is:

- “razorback red” microsuede durable couch
- “razorback red” microsuede durable chair w/ ottoman
- Tan microsuede durable chair with dark wood arms and legs.
- Multi colored floor rug to match furniture
- Small side table w/ lamp.
- 36” color TV

A "Lafe index" of my cousins wedding:

Last weekend we went to Tulsa for my cousins wedding. Here is a "Lafe Index" of the event:


Number of times I was asked "How come you aint eatin' meat?" at the rehearsal dinner: 4

Number of AWESOME salads we ate at the rehearsal dinner: 1

Number of times the preacher lifted up his steak and blew its smell towards me to distract and make me stumble (we're 'temporary' vegetarians): about 7

Number of times my sister yelled across the table "a MEAT fast???...that ain't a fast": 1

Number of sharks swimming in the tank as the backdrop to the wedding: 8 ?

Number of times I said "Man, the Oklahoma Aquarium smells like fish": too many

Number of times my cousins cousin (from the other side of the family) said "THIS should be 'interesting'" in response to the reality that our mutual cousin was getting married in front of a shark tank: an endless number.

Number of wedding cakes that collapsed on route to the wedding: 1

Number of "stand in" styrofoam cakes in place for the reception: 1

Number of wedding rings dropped in the ceremony: 1

Number of candles that almost fell over during the ceremony: 1

Number of bridesmaids that sneaked up to straighten said candle: 1

Number of times my Uncle Tommy stepped on the back of my cousins wedding dress train: 3

Number of foot prints clearly left on her train: 3

Number of single girls left at the reception to catch the bouquet: 1

Number of times that I've said "Wow, you know...that was a REALLY pretty wedding. My cousin looked gorgeous and it went really well": TONS.

"So you think the Dancing Idol stars are the next top American model comedians with talent?"

Yah..."So you think the Dancing Idol stars are the next top American model comedians with talent?"...is the name of MY new reality show.

Seriously. There are SO many of these shows now.

Do you remember when there was only one. It was MTV's "Real World". 7 strangers living in a house. The first (and best) season was filmed in New York. Then came LA...and London (which gave the world the actress )...and Chicago...and on and on and on and on. I don't know if is still going or not. I think now, they're hooked on "The Surreal Life".

Point Shelli...get to the point.

Well, I don't really have one. I just think its hilarious that we have so...many...freakin'...reality shows.

Here are the few I could think of:

1. The Real World
2. Survivor
3. American Idol
4. Amazing Race
5. The Mole
6. So you think you can dance.
7. America's Got Talent
8. America's next top model
9. Nanny 911
10. Wife Swap
11. The Surreal Life

...Thats just the ones I could think of right now. And I don't have cable, so WHO KNOWS what I'm missing out there.

And, would you call a home remodeling show (ie: Trading Spaces) a "reality show"? I mean...they're not "living" their life in front of a camera. They're just remodeling a room. Right? So, I say NO.

Ok, thats my random blog for the day.